"Suspiria" Trailer Drops - Yes, The Movie That Made Critics Cry and Puke All Over The Theater

I think I’m the only person who cared about this story but whatever.  I just find it fascinating when movies (or just movie trailers) have such an effect on people that they are literally leaving theaters covered in puke.  That they are bawling and scrambling for the exits before they vomit and diarrhea themselves.  Or they’ve already done it.

How scary and gross does a movie have to be to cause that kind of human reaction?

Don’t believe me?

Well I’ll let Brent Lang speak on it.

His god damn Quinoa salad!  We’re not messing around people.  This ain’t some guerrilla marketing campaign.  We got quinoa salads getting thrown up all over khaki slacks.

Throwback to some of the responses at CinemaCon:

I’m gonna have to see this.  And I’ve got a very weak stomach.  Stay tuned for updates.